Dexter:*pokes at my himono-onna bun* What's with your hair?
Dexter: You can keep a monkey in that.
Me: Hmph. You have a big tummy.
Dexter: Yeah. *looks down*
Me: You can keep a monkey in that.
*Eva snickering in the background*
HAH!!! One of the rare moments I one-upped a housemate! BTW, the monkey is a Crayon Shin Chan joke (Dexter, 2010). I KNOW, I didn't get it either.