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Of Dead Cows and Flourbombs

Was sifting through my old e-mails at work today when I came upon across a few forwarded cheesy jokes from cheesy friends. One of them certainly brought a smile to my face!! :D

The Dead Cow and Vet School

First-year students at the University of Saskatchewan Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.'

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. One by one they started to vomit.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

Fin
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Had a splendid barbeque yesterday with my coursemates at the beach! I hardly spend time together with them when they organize activities, part of the downside of not owning my own transport, but it was fun even though it was planned the day before and we were all informed at midnight last night. I don't know WHY it is deemed necessary to make snowmen out of people when it's their birthday? (BTW Happy birthday to our mutual friend, Bussarin! She's a Thai exchange student...) Have we not grown out of it? (Still miffed at the fact I had to get chased around by madmen armed with flourbombs. FML.)

I brought a camera but I didn't feel like taking pics. It was boiling and this kind of weather kills the mood for any kind of activity, even blogging. Plus I can't take the heat very well... (I sweat like kehrazee!!)

NOTE TO THE WEATHER: If you don't start pouring skyjuice from the heavens anytime soon, I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind!! *shakes fist at empty sky*

My aloe vera plant is in a sore state these days. Screw it. :-(

P/S: I'm still very addicted to Monday Kiz's song Goodbye My Princess. &hearts it!!

Comments

silveraven said…
is it the same aloe vera plant that was always at the verge or dying? the one near one of the pillars at the car porch.
varms said…
Still on the verge of dying because I keep forgetting to water it and the sky refuses to do it for me...
here in PJ everyday rain nia...wanna play basketball or go pasar malam also can't...boo~
varms said…
still dry over here... rained a bit last night but it wasn't cool at all... :-(

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